Celebrating the M…and the Burpee Bowl
All Rolling Stone BackblastsNovember 16th, 2023
AO: f3rollingstone
Q: heatstroke
PAX: Master Po, Clickbait, LoveSeat, Soprano, Big Tuna, Jobu, Vespa-Odell, Remy, Big Bird, 1st Date, Detention, heatstroke, Peanuts, ti, schoolbus, Penny wise
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMARMA: Mosey Monkey Humpers for our adoring fans. Regular exercises at The Stone.
THE THANG: Planter box circuit. 11 steps both legs, lap. 19 dips, lap. 3 rounds
Burpee Bowl! In honor of the Denver Super Donkeys defeating the lowly Bills. 10 throws to pax, ala 500 as a kid. 4 burpees if successfully caught – for number of Bills turnovers. 12 burpees if ball hits the ground – for number of Bills on the field at the end of the game. Successful catches result in removal from team – you can now join the Broncos.
Back to lot with mosey MHs again.
4 corners. 11 jump squats. 19 merkins. 19 CDDs. 76 flutters. Numbers mean nothing of course.
MARY: 47 LBCs, again just a random number.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RSHH tonight. Steel Cannon rain check still on the table.
COT: Prayers for Kelsey, Kelly (in the homestretch!), Claire (appointment next week.) Praise for my M on her bday (almost) and for all of the Ms in our lives
MOLESKIN: Thanks for coming out to celebrate! We got a few Courtland Suttons…and unfortunately a few Gabe Davis’ amongst the pax. The burpees were renegotiated to 5-8, and then the pax started catching passes, until they didn’t. Heard at F3: Big Tuna “What does football have to do with your M’s bday?” QIC “Not a damn thing.” I feel like the stretch along the street might be more aptly name the Monkey Humper Gauntlet, mandatory MHs when cars appear…but maybe that’s just me. Thanks for the bday well wishes to my M, I am enormously grateful to have her as my life partner. See y’all tonight, cheers!
Q: heatstroke
PAX: Master Po, Clickbait, LoveSeat, Soprano, Big Tuna, Jobu, Vespa-Odell, Remy, Big Bird, 1st Date, Detention, heatstroke, Peanuts, ti, schoolbus, Penny wise
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMARMA: Mosey Monkey Humpers for our adoring fans. Regular exercises at The Stone.
THE THANG: Planter box circuit. 11 steps both legs, lap. 19 dips, lap. 3 rounds
Burpee Bowl! In honor of the Denver Super Donkeys defeating the lowly Bills. 10 throws to pax, ala 500 as a kid. 4 burpees if successfully caught – for number of Bills turnovers. 12 burpees if ball hits the ground – for number of Bills on the field at the end of the game. Successful catches result in removal from team – you can now join the Broncos.
Back to lot with mosey MHs again.
4 corners. 11 jump squats. 19 merkins. 19 CDDs. 76 flutters. Numbers mean nothing of course.
MARY: 47 LBCs, again just a random number.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RSHH tonight. Steel Cannon rain check still on the table.
COT: Prayers for Kelsey, Kelly (in the homestretch!), Claire (appointment next week.) Praise for my M on her bday (almost) and for all of the Ms in our lives
MOLESKIN: Thanks for coming out to celebrate! We got a few Courtland Suttons…and unfortunately a few Gabe Davis’ amongst the pax. The burpees were renegotiated to 5-8, and then the pax started catching passes, until they didn’t. Heard at F3: Big Tuna “What does football have to do with your M’s bday?” QIC “Not a damn thing.” I feel like the stretch along the street might be more aptly name the Monkey Humper Gauntlet, mandatory MHs when cars appear…but maybe that’s just me. Thanks for the bday well wishes to my M, I am enormously grateful to have her as my life partner. See y’all tonight, cheers!
1st Date, Big Bird, Big Tuna, Clickbait, Detention, f3rollingstone, heatstroke, Jobu, LoveSeat, Master Po, Peanuts, Penny wise, Remy, schoolbus, Soprano, ti, Vespa-Odell