5 Men arrived by horse and carriage (well, the Mexican was on a Donkey, YHC). The snot nosed teenager was on a black stallion of course….more on that later. It was an especially beautiful morning under the star of Bethlehem, and we went back in time. A time long, long ago when men were adamant […]
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Fartsack or Ladder…We chose the Ladder
Nine men appeared in the hazy gloom for a Hammer led down PAINment. He had a few visitors that HC’d earlier and kept their word. He had one HC that chose the fartsack…maybe @vulture didnt need the week off….#EHalarmclock. @sizzlean suggested ladders so that is exactly what we did. it went a little something like […]
The Pole Dance
We didnt do any pole dancing but judging from the conversations this morning, this backblast should get a lot of attention given the title. I hijacked the Q from @10and2, lucky for him, and committed to kicking some arse this morning. Happy to report….I delivered. It went sort of like this but at a much […]
Frozen Tundra and Windshields
After the Hammerized disclaimer, YHC tried to follow the lead of 10&2 and “leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him”. With that, we moseyed to the warmarama and circled back for the six to remain as a group. Warmarama Side straddle hop x 25 Cotton Pickers x 15 Windmills x […]
Q’Angry
YHC was by no means Hangry, he was Q’Angry…5 elites accompanied YHC for a high adrenaline led beatdown intended to fully kick some arse of those that dared to show up. Why you ask? Just because….and your Q was feeling a little under the weather and feeling puny so he decided to take it out […]
Only One, Maybe Two Men Left Behind
Today we saw some familiar faces from the not so distant past! And some old ones that frankly, we are getting tired of but we won’t mention any names but they rhyme with belly and fah-shizzle-mean. We braved the thick, humid air for an infrequent Hammer led beatdown that went a little something like this. […]
Blades of cut Grass and Blades of Men
Four men were sharpened this morning (well, yesterday morning, I am just late) by a Hammer led classic bootcamp beatdown with rocks, stretches, merkins, modifies and pull ups for Jelly. Like the fresh cut blades of grass, we looked sharper and clean both inside and out after some good ole F3. It went a little […]
Introducing: The Turk and Burp
The fabulous 5 showed up (4 of them on time) for a Hammer, Turkey burn inspired beatdown of epic proportions and he was surely to deliver….in his mind. It went a little something like this. Hammer comes in hot at 5:33 am to find the PAX aborting ship trying to run away but he is […]
Skunked!
Eleven for a Hammer led skunkfest with little running (Robins Nest would argue here). As Hammer raced to the AO of Comanche, a perceived skunk was in the middle of the road skurrying. Or was it a squirrel??? We hit the ground running after Buckwheat and Dingo held their pre-run. Dingo decided to Forrest Gump […]
Getting Smoked by a Doobie!
First there were 3 Strong men who decided to roll out of the fartsack even earlier for a PreRun. YHC was hoping for a no show to get another 15 minutes of shut eye but Ace Ventura and Jackpot were stretching and waiting for the voyage. We fought to get 2 miles in as the […]