The Humping Half Dozen
All Rolling Stone BackblastsNovember 5th, 2022
AO: F3Rollingstone
Q: SugarF3
PAX: Sparky, Life Alert, heatstroke, Clickbait, Peanuts, SugarF3
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Wow still dark at 0700 -The Gloom! Textbook disclaimer and we’re off.
WARMUP:SS Hops, Weed pickers, wind Mills, Hill Billy’s (2), Tempo merkins, Plank jacks.
THE THANG: Basically a tour of both schools with some fence jumping, trail running and bleacher crawling. Cobains to Click Bait for having to partner up with me.
Highlights – It’s now referred to as the ‘Guardian Run’ (Thx Skipper). Reverse Spider Man Merkins are a no go on wet bleachers. We successfully ‘sprinted’ without pulling anything (I think) and we didn’t get eaten by a Coyote. Life Alert can’t keep his ass down while low crawling (purposefully????). AND, quite possibly a record audience for Monkey Humpers!!! Tclaps to Heatstroke for providing the breakfast tail gate on an actual tailgate of a stolen vehicle.
Hope ya’ll enjoyed it!!
Q: SugarF3
PAX: Sparky, Life Alert, heatstroke, Clickbait, Peanuts, SugarF3
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Wow still dark at 0700 -The Gloom! Textbook disclaimer and we’re off.
WARMUP:SS Hops, Weed pickers, wind Mills, Hill Billy’s (2), Tempo merkins, Plank jacks.
THE THANG: Basically a tour of both schools with some fence jumping, trail running and bleacher crawling. Cobains to Click Bait for having to partner up with me.
Highlights – It’s now referred to as the ‘Guardian Run’ (Thx Skipper). Reverse Spider Man Merkins are a no go on wet bleachers. We successfully ‘sprinted’ without pulling anything (I think) and we didn’t get eaten by a Coyote. Life Alert can’t keep his ass down while low crawling (purposefully????). AND, quite possibly a record audience for Monkey Humpers!!! Tclaps to Heatstroke for providing the breakfast tail gate on an actual tailgate of a stolen vehicle.
Hope ya’ll enjoyed it!!
MARY: Travaeling
ANNOUNCEMENTS: LIfe Alert is all alone this evening and practically begging someone to stop by and drink his Beer this afternoon/evening.
COT: Prayers for Greek and his family and for those who weren’t able join us this morning.
Clickbait, f3rollingstone, heatstroke, Life Alert, Peanuts, Sparky, SugarF3