Earn your breakfast

AO: F3Dawghouse
Q: Honey Do
PAX: Ticonderoga, Buck, Dawghouse MASH, Kojak, Loveboat, Spaz, Honey Do, Joseph
FNGs: 1 Joseph
COUNT: 8
7 gathered together with the promise of an FNG and some breakfast afterwards. 0530 hit, and no FNG, but wait, there’s a truck circling the pick up line, let’s go chase him down, mosey around the lot until he parks, invite him to join us and head to the courtyard for the disclaimer.

WARMUP: SSH x10, Toy Soliders x10, Penny Pickers x10, Hillbillies x10, Arm Circles and Phelps

THE THANG: 5 exercises, sets of 15 then 10 then 5 reps with a trip around the car rider loop between sets.

– Step-ups
– Derkins
– Split Squats
– Elevated Glute Bridges (or the wife pleaser as coined by @loveboat)
– Dips

5 minute MEALS 1 minute on, 10 second rest (enough time to move to the next ready position)

– Merkins
– Elbow to Knee (30 sec in plank, 30 sec on your six)
– Atomic Crunches
– Lunges (alternating or 30 sec each side)
– Side Straddle Hops

Mosey to the parking lot for gassers. 2 lines up 2 Burpees, back pedal 1 line 10 SSH, repeat until the end of the lot

10 Mike Tysons

Repeat gassers back, swapping burpees for 5 Squats and SSH for Monkey Humpers

10 Mike Tysons

Mosey to the ticket booth for Mary

MARY:
Pretzel Crunch x10
W x10
LBC x10
Homer to Marge medley with low flutters and hello dolly mixed in (by popular demand)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Great work this morning. And more fun had at Parkway House afterwards, I didn’t realize how much I missed that.

Welcome out to our FNG! He learned quick that some of the stuff we do is stupid, but we’re better for it. You know it’s good when @Kojak calls what you’re doing “evil.”

Q sheet is WIDE open. I’m out most of next week, so y’all are in charge of filling out the dates. Remember, if you Q this month, I’ve got a special gift for you!

COT: Prayers for Patty (Audit’s wife)