AO: f3rollingstone
Q: Jobu
PAX: Detention, SchoolBus, Peanuts, Steel Cannon, Vespa-Odell
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
For most Americans, it is our annual (and likely final) Tax Day. But not us North Carolinians, we have an extension until 5/1! But we’re gonna have a Tax Day themed Beatdown anyway.

WARMUP:

Moseyed to Harris Road middle School parking lot for some of the usual warm ups. SSH, PP, Hillbillies, IST, windmills.

THE THANG:

Form 1120 4 corners
(Form 1120 is the Income tax return for corporations. Even though we are individuals not corporations, reps of 10 and 40 seemed excessive)

11 merkins
20 Bobby Hurleys
11 squats
20 WWII

REPEATO

11 CDD
20 Plank jacks
11 Lunges
20 LBC’s

REPEATO

Form 656 (Offer in Compromise) suicides

6 reps at first line, 5 at the second, and 6 at the third. Quadraphelia back.

Merkins, squats, CDD.

Guardian run back to AO

MARY:

Pretzel crunch, rosalita, low dolly, box cutter

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

HDHH Thursday 6:30 at Brusco’s. Friday Pox Box. Saturday 7:00 beatdown.

Prayers for Dan and Andy. Congratulations to Peanuts daughters on their baptism.

Good work, Stoners! Hope you enjoyed the final Tax Day beatdown. Next year this workout will be replaced by an AI generated algorithm.

SYITG