Wussfest ’22
All Harrisburg BackblastsJune 23rd, 2022
10 Men pulled up their Big Boy Jock Straps and made it happen at Tha Ridge this morning. As promised, it wasn’t going to be the Wussfest that @Banjoboy put out there on Tuesday…
The Deets
- Pax: Smokey, Gapper, Wexler, Battery, Bird Cage, Hootie, Camden, Dr. Lecter, Hacksaw, Solo Cup
- QIC: Solo Cup
Warm Up
- Sun Salutations x 3
- SSH x 15
- Hillbillies x 15 (Go App State!)
- Mountain Climbers x 15
The Thang
Slow mosey (Skidaddle) over to the Tennis Courts
- Court 1: 1 Squat, 1 In/Out, 1 Merican, 1 In/Out, 1 Jump Squat, 1 Burpee, Bear Crawl to the next court
- Court 2: 2 Squat, 2 In/Out, 2 Merican, 2 In/Out, 2 Jump Squat, 2 Burpee, Bear Crawl to the next court
- Court 3: 3 Squat, 3 In/Out, 3 Merican, 3 In/Out, 3 Jump Squat, 3 Burpee, Bear Crawl to the next court
- Court 4: 4 Squat, 4 In/Out, 4 Merican, 4 In/Out, 4 Jump Squat, 4 Burpee, Bear Crawl to the next court
- Court 5: 5 Squat, 5 In/Out, 5 Merican, 5 In/Out, 5 Jump Squat, 5 Burpee, Bear Crawl to the next court
- Court 1: 6 Squat, 6 In/Out, 6 Merican, 6 In/Out, 6 Jump Squat, 1 Burpee, Bear Crawl to the start
Substitute Lunges for Bear Crawls (5 Burpee Penalty at each court)
Mosey to the corner
- 15 Standard Mericans, Lunge walk to the next corner
- 15 Diamond Mericans, Lunge walk to the next corner
- 15 Wide Mericans, Lunge walk to the next corner
- 15 Hand Release Mericans, Lunge walk to the start
Repeato
Mosey over to the Picnic Tables
- 20 Dips
- 20 Incline Mericans
- 20 Decline Mericans
- 100 Calf Raises
Mosey back to the Cars
Mary
- LBCs x 15
- Squirms x 15
- Pretzel Crunches (L/R) x 15
- Reverse Crunches x 15
- Crunchy Frogs x 15
Moleskin
- Good work by everyone this morning. No one substituted the Lunges for the Bearcrawls (the Burpee Penalty should now be a “Thing”) and everyone showed a ton of no quit
- Weird seeing @Gapper leading the pack, strong work brother #HesALapSitter
- Grateful @Hootie only shows up every 10 months, though it is always nice to see how to do lunges correctly
- @BanjoBoy realized that his wussification of the modern man wasn’t going to stand on my watch and stayed home to catch a few extra snuggles from the M. #GoodChoice
- Can’t wait to hear about @Camden explaining to his mom that all of his teachers are “Shitty”
- Unity 5k this weekend…I’m told there is a link
Keep Pushing
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You misspelled “Totally expected” in the 2nd item. Easy typo to make.