October 25th, 2017 By FlipPhone

 

Results are in … calling out individuals on slack, trying to get them to do something they don’t normally do, doesn’t work.   We’re a Keyboard Mafia, talking the talk behind the screen.

Now for the real back blast.

What happens when you show up?  You get stronger, faster, better looking, and build your network at the same time.  Really???  Yes, let me show you.  The F3 Harrisburg network, if you’re plugged in, could do all these things.

Need a plastic mold for your “Make America Great” Trump bobble head? – Talk to @SoloCup

Need some obscure corporate insurance for your new conglomerate that I don’t really understand? – Talk to @Gamma

Need a transportation company to move the bobble heads from Mexico to the US? – Talk to @Clueless

Need an offshore account set up in the Bahama’s to hide all your bobble head profits from tax? – Talk to @Loophole or @TI-85

Need a financial planner for the funds that you keep in the US? – Talk to @Tumbler (he’ll tell you to buy VZ stock and switch to VZ while you’re at it to secure you’re investment)

Need to know which direction the dollar will go against the Yen, so that your 100:1 leveraged forex account will quadruple overnight? – Talk to @Greenspan

Need your electric bill manipulated so it can be free? – Talk to @PapaJohn or @BearClaw

Need help teaching your kids Algebra or Calculus? – Talk to @BigBird or @Klump – they have offered 24×7 on-call support for any questions related to Pythagorean Theorem and/or derivatives.

Need to teach your kids about the education system in India?  Who doesn’t need this?? – Talk to @Helga

Need Adam Sandler to show up at your kids birthday party? – Talk to @Wexler

Need a banker? – Talk to everyone else

Last, but not least and probably the most important.  Need the formula for the perfect cereal varnish that covers the flake so that the milk doesn’t make them soggy? – Talk to Clark Griswold.  If he doesn’t answer your calls, talk to @TeenSpirit, at least he’s local.

All these things and more are available, if you’re plugged in.  If you’re not, then you have no idea who to call for such things or who to call for a truck when you can’t get 3 adult sized bikes in your sedan.

Anyway … we ran through Rocky River Crossing.  5 miles + or -.  @Gamma set multiple PRs and @SSMinnow was recovering from a very difficult race.  @SSMinnow was quick to come home and sign up for more up-coming races.  #respect #noquit

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Shirt orders are ongoing

Lexington NC clown car this Saturday – @SoloCup has the details

There were some more that I forgot …

 

 

Harrisburg, Road Warrior

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