NewCountrySux

April 12th, 2017 By SoloCup

8 Men endured an uneventful, standard #RoadWarrior having to listen to @Starsky’s party mix of garbage new “Country” music.

Down Main Street
Right on Roberta Road
Right on Harrisburg Drive
Left on Astor Drive
Left on Rocky River Place
Left on Roberta Place
Right on Harrisburg Drive
Over Roberta Road onto Rocky River Crossing Road
Up to Morehead Road, turnaround back down Rocky River Crossing Road
Right on Creekview Court, around the Round About, back to Rocky River Crossing Road
Right on Roberta Road
Left on Carl Palmer Drive
Right on Professional Boulevard
#AllYouGot to Sports Junction

5.1 miles by my watch. Some got more. One got a lot less.

Great work today men. A lot of #NoQuit out there today, mostly.
@SSMinnow and @Strapless are both studs
Way to push through @BearClaw and thanks for staying with #TheSix until he quit on you.
Great to get a chance to chat with @LoopHole and @TeenWolf. Both had a strong finish at the end
@BanjoBoy is flat out killing it. I am going to need to start going to #Acceleration if that is the results you get.
The Food Pantry is out of canned: corn, green beans, potatoes, as well as dish washing and laundry detergent. Bring an item to your next post.
Conway Twitty rolls over in his grave every time a Colt Ford song plays. #AintCountry #AintRapEither #LooksLikeAFatterKennyPowers

Keep Pushing

Solo Cup

6 Comments on “NewCountrySux”

SoloCup April 12, 2017 at 9:26 am

Thanks for the opportunity to lead men.
Loophole April 12, 2017 at 11:29 am

Next time we can make up our own country rap while on the run! Solid run, thanks @SoloCup
Starsky April 12, 2017 at 2:18 pm

This truly may be the best backblast I have ever been witness too. Obviously you picked the wrong song to listen to for the hearing pleasure of Colt Ford. I know he does not wear patchouli, vote for Bernie or drive a Prius but he is a loud mouth country beer drinking kind of boy so I remember a @solocup that appreciated that.

Great lead today! The six brought up the rear at a 9:03 pace today. Not too bad except our Q is a #Canseco

SoloCup April 12, 2017 at 2:26 pm

Don’t get me wrong. I love REAL country music. This is garbage
SoloCup April 12, 2017 at 2:29 pm

Damn it, I had to go look up Canseco. ‘Bout right

Starsky April 12, 2017 at 2:31 pm

Ha!!! I bet you have heard the below by a guy named Jason Aldean but I like this version just as much.

https://youtu.be/QpLuxZU75r4

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