Total Eclipse of the Fartsack
All Rolling Stone BackblastsAugust 21st, 2017
YHC rolled in to CBA with 4 other PAX. SUG showed an empty Q slot for today’s beatdown. While tradition would call for Bellnado – the Rage Brothers weren’t present. Whatley stepped up with Disclaimer then Warmarama.
Holding the bells in the air slow mosey to HT parking lot.
All IC – All 15X:
- Merkins
- Cotton Picker
- IST
- SSH
Also, we did a weird stretch. Here’s what I remember: In Cotton Picker stance, put one hand flat on the ground and extend the other hand. Hold for a 10 count. Flapjack.
The Thang
Whatley led us in the following: Mosey with KB high in the air to the HT dumpster. Balls to the wall crawl circuit with one pax crawing the wall while the other did the following
- First round: Sumo squat
- Second round: Merkins
- Third round: Curls
Sparknut ran us a little farther back into the gloom with a 12-minute triangle:
20x of the following:
- KB pull-over on the rail
- KB overhead press with people’s chair
- Derken with feet on the rail (or…you can misunderstand instructions and do incline merkens – as was the case with YHC)
YHC took the next round. Mosey back past the dumpster with 2 rotations of the following – all with KB:
- Sumo squat
- Tricep Extension
- Curl
- LBC
Timer was runner doing about 30 yards sans KB
Mosey back to CBA for Mary
- Squiggy treated us to the following:
- Stretches (Toe touch on our six, Right leg, then Left leg)
- Cotton Pickers X 10
- Merkens X 10
- Packer led us in Freddy Mercuries X 20
- Sparknut called time
Circle O’ Trust
Continued prayers for PAX families
- Heatstroke and the loss of his Mother-in-Law (meal signup link for this week on Slack)
- Whatley’s Sister-In-Law surgery
PAX on IR:
- Fire Chicken
- Schnitzel
Moleskin
Quite the beatdown today. I fell on the wall crawl – limit found.
I always appreciate all of the PAX stepping up. It’s what makes this awesome.
Remember today as you’re staring at the sun – approved glasses or use a pinhole box:
- Cereal Box version
- Cardboard Box version
- Or for those who’ve really procrastinated – a few pieces of paper.
Therefore if you have any encouragement from being united with Christ, if any comfort from his love, if any common sharing in the Spirit, if any tenderness and compassion, then make my joy complete by being like-minded, having the same love, being one in spirit and of one mind. Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves, not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of the others.
Philippians 2:1-4
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AYE!
Ha! I like how you used the Rage Brothers absence as an excuse to not do #bellnado. Considering they are pretty much not used during that beatdown.
Says you. BR/BG get the love when I’ve settled on 4 rounds.