June 15th, 2017 By Buckwheat

Posted for Ace Ventura by Buckwheat (NO EDITS). Good stuff!

17 men (including soon to be men) including a long awaited FNG via MrMcFeeley arrived for an animalistic VQ by the Pet Detective. The mosey started off with an extended tour of the parking lots searching for the right animals to bring to the beat down. Commentary called it a cruise. I think someone just didn’t have their coffee yet. Warm ups saw Monkey Humpers (ode to @the_farm for introducing those a few weeks back), Dancing Bears (some PAX had the balance of a drunken sailor crawling back to his ship), and a Duck Walk (I think I heard knees pop). Enroute to part 1 of the main event we saw bears and inch worms. A distinct cry from a musical instrument squeaked sharply at the end. Rhymed with ‘this is stupid’. Must mean he likes it 😉

Some arm circles OYO to get the shoulders ready followed by a mosey for some cinder bricks. Back to the entrance to find a brick pole, post or wall for some Wonderbras! Only way to push them up and out is with a brick in each hand. Between two sets the un-bear-able happened again. Lay your bricks down, assume the bear crawl position with bricks at the head, bear crawl until bricks are at the feet, bring the bricks to the head, reapeato for two posts. Since the Q slacked by not having a watch, time checks were needed. We would soon find out how that would affect Mary.

After a mosey to exchange our cinder bricks for cinder blocks (thank you @Buckwheat for giving the AO some solid instruments of pain!), PAX lines up at the bottom of the hill. In case you need to put down a rabid pet, you must learn to use your guns. Colt 45 gave the PAX some bicep goodness mixed with a Bernie Sanders up the hill and Burpee Jacks as the cherry on top. Now at this point, if I had a watch, I would’ve seen how much time it took for Main Event part 1 and 2 and gauged a little repeato where needed. Alas I did not, so we returned the blocks for what became a wee bit early Mary.

Mary did not disappoint giving us Low Dolly’s, Dying Cockroaches, LBCs, Crunchy Frogs, and Pretzel Crunches. Q’s Failure to reference the Weinke resulted in the loss of introducing Crab Cakes (next time). But because someone (Q) gave the PAX a premature Mary with 5 minutes left, @Hammer cleaned up the mess with a call out for sprints. And so we did.

The Thang:

MOSEY
Butt Kicks
Carioca to the Right
Carioca to the Left
High Knees

WARM O RAMA
Side Straddle Hop X 20
Monkey Humpers X 10
Windmill X 20
Dancing Bear X 10
Duck Walk for ½ PAX Circle Clockwise

MAIN EVENT
Bear Crawl Inch Worm to Main Event, Location 1, Part 1
Arm Circles OYO
Mosey for Cinder Bricks (2 for 1.0s and 1 for 2.0s) and Back to Main Event

Wonderbras X 20
Bears & Bricks across Two Poles (not the Q, though everyone later found out he is one)
REPEATO

Mosey to Exchange Cinder Bricks for Cinder Blocks then to Main Event, Location 2, Part 2

Colt 45 X 10 (bicep curls split into bottom ½, top ½, and full, 10 for each split)
Bernie Sanders up the Hill
Burpee Jacks X 10 OYO
Colt 45 X 5 (I think the Q got dazed and confused at this point)

Mosey to Return Cinder Blocks and Off to Mary

MARY
Low Dolly X 20?
Dying Cockroach X 10 (another animal?)
LBCs X 20
Crunchy Frog X 10?
Pretzel Crunches X 10? each side
Why all the question marks? Why isn’t the Q paying attention?
Time Check: 5 Minutes Left. What to do?

UNORTHODOX MARY (thank you @Hammer for helping a dazed and confused brother out!)
Sprint the Length of the Parking Lot
Bunny Hops over White Lines to return
REPEATO
Sprint the Length of the Parking Lot and Back

ANNOUNCEMENTS
– Red Friday at Comanche tomorrow 06/16/17 being Q’d by @DepthCharge. Open to all and all should come.
– Prayer shout out to all PAX and families traveling this weekend for sporting events, may the 2.0s have fun, be free of injury, and all get back home safely.

Comanche

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