May 4th, 2016 By Fishwrap

YHC will kick start the #BachelorParty shenanigans with the roast of #PUNKle this coming Muthaship Monday.

That’s right! Our baby boy @Uncle is getting married.

Like any good roast, it don’t matter none if you’re on the dais or not, you can, should and will be targeted. Might as well be there.

Why the roast?

Dunno, it just feels right. Wake the sleeping giant #F3Metro

For those that need to recover from whatever it is they haven’t been doing, please consider this announcement your #tapernotice, rest up and plan to attend. Even heard from a friend that @Dredd will be posting his 1st workout of ’16 on Monday. If you’d like to visit with him, he’ll be at either Copperhead or Split Endz #JV4Life. Going, going… gone… sorry fellas, this new customized vanity plate has been ordered by PAX in the Governator AO.

For the rest of you, come on out and celebrate Charlotte’s most ineligible bachelor; the man, the myth, the F3 legend @Uncle Monday morning. Contrary to popular belief MM is rich in fellowship (if that’s important to you) — we’ll work hard AND have a good time.

In fact, go ahead and jump over to your Outlook right now and save the date, May 9 @0515, include the following note:

‘Post tough workout so this fish dick will stop harassing me!‘

YHC will post the itinerary later this week to give PAX every opportunity to make travel and partner arrangements.

@Uncle, you’re coming… right? You’ll be partnered with me. Will need your A+ game for this. I’ll bring my D game to help balance us out – maybe get our junk graded on a curve and compete for the 1st half mile.

xoxo,
Fishwrap

Muthaship Monday

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