March 29th, 2016 By Alcatraz

24 men disregarded or maybe they embraced the warnings YHC posted on the Q sheet promising a horrible experience in this morning’s gloom. One unsuspecting FNG was counted among them. Shovel flag planted, disclaimer given and the PAX was off!

Mosey to front of MS for..

WARMARAMA:

• SSH x 19 IC
• IST x 17 IC
• Mountain Climber x 15 IC
  • @Col Mustard’s mad math skills were starting to notice a pattern
• Cotton Picker X 13 IC
• Wheel of Merkin x 5 IC at each turn

Mosey to the bus parking lot where the PAX was greeted by a table with 7 bags of jelly beans. The sinister minds at Jelly Belly developed the concept of Bean Boozled. They created jelly beans that looked the same but with one flavor that was nice and one that was nasty. And you can’t tell the difference until it’s already stuck in your teeth.

The PAX counted off 1 to 7 and one by one selected a jelly bean out of the corresponding numbered pouch. The flavor determined the exercise and reps listed below.

1. Caramel Corn = 20 Lunges or Stinky Cheese = 20 Jumping Lunges
2. Pear = Mosey or Booger = Skip Sprint to the 2nd BB goal
3. Butter Popcorn = 25 Merkins or Rotten Egg = 24 CWD (Carolina Wave Dock)
4. Licorice = Mosey or Skunk Spray = High Knee Sprint to the 2nd BB goal
5. Chocolate Pudding = 30 Ankle Touch Squats or Dog Food = 30 Ankle Touch Jump Squats
6. Tutti Fruitti = Mosey or Stinky Socks = Bear Crawl to the 2nd BB goal
7. Peach = 35 LBC or Barf = 35 Crunchy Frog

After one complete time through and a couple of extra beans for those in the front of the line (sorry @Pavarotti, @Google, @Conchito, @TheNanny and possibly others), mosey to…

MARY:

• LBC x 15 IC
• Preztel Crunch x 15 IC
• Low Flutter x 30 IC

THE STINKY-MOUTHED MOLESKIN:

• Happy April Fool’s a couple of days early! But great effort and thanks for being good sports and not rising up in a mutiny towards the Q.
• Welcome FNG Chris! You are always welcome in the gloom and you are also free to experience the full 45 minute workout unlike your brother. Hey @Chavez!
• Was it just YHC’s poor awareness or did @MajorPain opt out of the full Bean Boozled experience by not selecting a treat off the table? I’m am happy to make a home delivery to him or anyone else who feels left out.
• The Shield will be at @Grinder’s house next Tuesday.
• The Master Q Sign up page is wide open. Click here to pick your day to Q and bring whatever candy you want!
• Sound off in the comments about your taste experience. Also, YHC sincerely apologizes for missing a member of the PAX and would love to include that name for official BB record. Please refresh my memory!

Always an honor to lead the PAX!

Highlands

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