August 17th, 2016 By Bay City Roller

Mosey to Carolina Courts via Post Office, Courthouse, et al. At Carolina Courts, we warmed up further by performing 10 merk-dogs (singles), iron cross, scorpion and cobra stretches for the lower-back and partner-assisted leg stretches for hammies and quads. PT, BCR, Grover and a couple others in PAX were homophobic by refusing to touch another man’s shoe– thus, no partner-assisted stretching for them. Indy was secure in his heterosexuality and obliged QIC by laying thy hands on QIC’s shoe and vice versa.

That Thang we call love:
Still at Carolina Courts, we performed suicides-burpees in descending fashion (x10, x8, x6, x4, x2).

Mosey to Parking Deck where we performed Quadromania with a wrinkle: 10 V-ups (rather than standard 5 burpess). We conducted 3 cycles (we used the humid, pissed-saturated stairs for descent– what a nostril-burning pungent aroma that was). After 3 cycles, we did some good ole windmill merks, slow freddie merks and cobra stretching and headed back to AO.

Misc:
-QIC busted his ass while backpedalling during Quadromania, but fortunately rescued by bromance partner and hunk, Rick. Damn, that man has a sexy head of hair at 5:30am. He picked me up and wiped me off.
-Father Indy has planned not this Saturday, but the next Saturday absolute agony and torture for BRR runners and those who aspire to be like us– it sounds horrendous. I think I am in. It involves three rounds of running during the morning, day and night.
-Most importantly, we prayed for Hip’s wife as she recovers from surgery and for that innocent little four-year old boy stricken with cancer whose daddy, Rob, works for Principal Skinner. It’s obvious Skinner is tore up as there’s not much he can do to comfort this little boy’s daddy. I don’t often quote Kid Rock, but a popular song title he coined a few years ago appropriately captures the truth: “Only God Knows Why”. Fortunately, He is in control and we are not. This has weighed on my mind and heart today— how would all us daddies react and feel, even towards our precious savior, if we were in this daddy’s most awful predicament? Please be with him Lord.

AYE, EL AB

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