March 24th, 2016 By Back Cracker

YHC lead 5 brave PAX to the gates of Hell and back.

Disclaimer

Mosey – very short one because someone showed up at The Farm o’clock so we did high knees and butt kickers until he caught up. We ended up on the playground.

Warmarama – 25 each IC

SSH
IST
Windmills
Cotton Pickers

The Main Event

YHC brought his legally blind late grandmother’s jumbo playing cards for a good old fashioned 52 card beatdown.
We did the number of reps based on the value of the card 2-10
J = 11
Q = 12
K = 13

Aces – sprint a much more ambitious distance than YHC intended
Clubs – Step Ups
Diamonds – Dips
Spades – Squats
Hearts – ‘merkins

I shuffled some at home and some before beginning and QX cut the cards (poorly – thanks a lot!)

We started with a sprint…geez that’s a long way to sprint
Then the cards ran in 4-5 in a row of the same suit…many times in numerical order for extra fun!

When we got through about 40, it was time for Mary.

We sauntered back to the cars and did a People’s Mary

There were W’s, Joysticks (thanks for that new 1 Lead Pipe!), LBC’s, more Squats, and Plank Jacks

Moleskin

1. Sprints are for short distances…should do a mosey for those longer runs
2. We have doubled the number of Detroit Lions fans in the past week at Davis Lake! There are now for of us and we are quickly beginning to rival Panthers fans (why not, both teams have the same number of Super Bowl wins!)
3. The cards thing can be more complicated than it needs to be if you let it
4. Never let a guy (QX) that knows when you’re going to die cut the cards – the Devil’s Cut

Davis Lake

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