Mutha He Hate Me Gangsta Edition
All All MECA BackblastsMarch 21st, 2016
That could have gone really bad. Showed up for Monday morning service expecting the regulars to be there with a plan to run not to, but away from the #muthahsip only to find the NC Dept of Corrections van taking up my lot. Out rolls the #MECAmilitia. Most had tourist cameras and autograph pens in tow. Sorry fellas, the ‘ship was not on the agenda today and I hope your ankle tracking devices don’t start to shock you but we’re heading to the pleasant rolling hills of NoDil.
- 1.5 miles journey with some plank merkins and plank diamonds on the way
NoDil is on page 4 of your Guide to Charlotte’s Swankiest Neighborhoods. It’s home to heart surgeons with underground parking garages, art projects and HD workouts. Kettlebells and constructive criticism welcome on Fridays. And your host for the tour is Ben Franklin. Many of you know Mr. Franklin is a people’s person who often circles back and squirts lightly chilled Gatorade in the waiting mouths of the 6.
- Merkins at Latta
Seeing how all looked rested from the slow jog from ‘ship2Dil, BFranklin opted out of the Gatorade break and chose instead to dive right into the tour. The highlight was Waverly. It’s a beautiful spot lit by a lone light at top and bottom. Houses on one side, parking lot on the other. Looked like a few inmates might use that opportunity to make a break for it, but the appeal of Waverly repeats was too strong.
- Ladder w/ burpees and squats jumps to 7
The warden said I had to have the #MECAmilita back by sunrise, so we had to part ways with promises from Sl(a)u(gh)ts and Gits to deliver smokes and sugar packets to the inmates over Spring Break.
- Dips, dips, dips, derkin stop
- And another at RiRi’s hotel for flutter, merkin, flutter, merkin
2 FNGs, No #MuthaMFship.
Gang signs galore, never seen that before. Made my morning. Can’t wait to see what Marv comes up with.
We’ll ease you into the loving arms of the spiral next time.
See all you clowns at Young Guns going away party tomorrow.
-Ballz
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To all residents of the MeCa Graybar Motel… now, this is how you write a backblast… and keep from getting shivved. Thanks for the work release tour of our next marks, @FoulBall. Begs a repeat visit on an extended sentence.
Did @Chowder just instruct us on how to write a BB????
Foul Ball – Thanks for hosting us and great BB! There was definitely a sigh of disappointment/confusion/relief when you made that left turn away from the mutha. We had some mutha virgins in tow who were very excited to get spanked by her. There will be a next time.
It was cool to run around an area of Charlotte I have spent very little time in.
Metro Men definitely have speed! Very humbling for all the MeCa inmates. But a good humbling is enough to get us back again!
Metro Brothers,
I apologize for the unruly behavior of my MeCa brethren and for pretty much everything that @Chowder said.
Last night I had dreams (really nightmares) about ‘Tha Mutha’ and was disappointed (really relieved) when we didn’t do it. Although I know it’s inevitable.. See you boys again VERY soon…
http://f3nation.com/2016/03/21/balls-youre-a-moron/
While I was disappointed (err relieved) we didn’t visit the Mutha today, the trip was still worth it. Personally, today was the most I’ve ever run in my life at one time and trying to keep up with you rabbits is no joke! Thanks for the hospitality, especially Bob Evans, Dingo, and Foul Ball, who stayed back w/ the six (ME) and didn’t let me get lost in Charlotte! Just so you know, it’s good to have a pax like me bringing up the rear who carries a knife or three to beatdowns and can actually slap a GPS ankle monitor on someone at a moment’s notice. Someone has to keep the MeCa Militia in line! Now, if I could only figure out how to get my new GPS watch to work…..
Hope to come back and feel the pain of the Mutha real soon!
The BB should say, “Ladder w/ burpees and squats jumps to 5.” Oh wait, that was just me. The Metro men are in some serious shape. I didn’t catch all the ages during COT, but it must’ve been an average of 25, right? Please say yes so I feel a bit better about 42-year-old self!