So what does HR really do, anyway?
All Tiger Town BackblastsJanuary 25th, 2024
Q: bull_f3
PAX: BoogieHeel, exit54, Ramses, Passport, Hawkeye, Cooter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Mosey on over to Town Hall. We did some SSH’s, IST’s, and mountain climbers. Took a rando stroll down the hill to the stop sign to do a few merkins, then back up the hill to go sit in a meeting with HR.
THE THANG:
Your annual evaluation will be based on your performance of the following:
30 Merkins
30 Sit ups, big boy style
30 Air Squats
20 Burpees
Each exercise was done at each corner of town hall, to try and break up the “water cooler” talk and increase productivity. I am not sure that worked out too good.
You had 30 minutes to get your shtuff done and turn in your reports. If you didn’t get it done, then you’ll have to turn in an additional report explaining why your first report was incomplete. Corporate even sent a spy, in @Exit54, to monitor our performances. I’d imagine that he already turned his report in 8 hours ago…because there are no slackers in Harrisburg’s AO…that’s how they operate. All slackers got expelled to the outskirts years ago….and so here I am.
The good news is that @Passport was absolutely killing it this morning….so maybe there will be a bright spot in Mr. Exit’s report. I am sure that YHC is likely to be recommended for retraining and have to attend another session of Q skool….but I fully blame that on HR for giving me the workout. The Q can only do so much.
MARY:
We did some LBC’s, Low Flutters, Low Dollies, Superman Pulses and a few planks mixed in for good measure.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for Cooter 2nd Cousin that he continues his recovery and improvement
Prayers for church member of BoogieHeel and her heart surgery.
COT:Thanks to @ramses for taking us out
BoogieHeel, Cooter, exit54, f3tigertown, Hawkeye, Passport, Ramses