Too Much Material For An Appropriate Title…
All The Valley BackblastsJuly 17th, 2017
See below for Buckwheat’s attire this morning

It was 5:28am. Most of the men were doing their usual pre-cruise chatting. Meanwhile, @Buckwheat was putting on a light up vest with no shirt underneath…which @Dingo pointed out reminded him of the gimp from Pulp Fiction sans ball gag…that was left in the car. Maybe next time.
@FloodPlain, who was late, rolled up in what YHC believes was an Acura (nice first car, hate hate) and said there are two Corvian Elementary Schools. We pointed out that one of the Corvians (the wrong one) was a middle school and he should know since he was JUST in middle school.
@Buckwheat pointed out that YHC, who is probably one of the most risk averse/predictable pax planned a risky cruise to which I replied, “Are you not entertained?!”
@Landlord mentioned something about how the world has always known and spoken English, even during the ‘Gladiator’ time period.
Then afterwards, as @Grizzly stood shirtless in the COT, @Skipper had an epiphany and finally realized how @Grizzly earned his F3 handle.
As far as the route, we did this:
Pre-runners: Dingo, Landlord, Grizzly
Mileage Covered: 4.5 – 8.6
Good work!
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Fun times this morning. Next time, I’m gonna bring a ball gag and whip and put the ball gag in Farm’s mouth and whip in Dingo’s hand and let you two work it out while I stand nearby blinking from head to toe, listening to a techno version of The Blue Oyster music from Police Academy.
@FloodPlain- Way to fight through this one, bro. Hills suck and this one had a few douseys.
@Skipper- You were more excited and animated today than I have ever seen you. Was it my sleek new light up suspenders that got you all worked up?
Why do I feel like this would arouse @Buckwheat???
@BW- a ball gag & whip? Really? I hear I though you played with guns, C4 & body armor all day!
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The fact that he’s has a ball gag and whip to bring concerns me even more that his outfit this morning
A lot of funny conversations this morning. Nice work @floodplain
I didn’t say I have either of those items, I said I would bring em. And NO, that wouldn’t arouse me @The Farm. I would just get a good laugh in.
@Rib Shack- No commenting from the peanut gallery if you didn’t man up and run w/ us…