Equitable Distribution of Pain to All Body Parts

WARMORAMA:

  • Mosey around campus to lower parking lot
  • SSX x 20
  • Mountain climbers x 20
  • Imperial Strom Troopers x 20
  • Cotton Pickers x 20

Mosey to Shelter – Circle of Pain #1:

  • Dips x 20
  • Declines mercans x 15
  • Dips x 15
  • T-push up mercans x 10
  • Alternating Supermans x 20

Mosey to Upper Lot – grab a rock for Circle of Pain #2

  • Prisoner Squats w/ rock x 25
  • Carolina Dry Docks x 15
  • Alternating reverse lunges w/ rock x 20
  • Curls w/ rock x 25

THE THANG:

  • 40 yard step down
  • 40 yard high knees/back-peddle to start / 5 burpees
  • 30 yard frog hop/back-peddle to start / 5 burpees
  • 20 yard bear crawl/back-peddle to start / 5 burpees
  • 10 yard crab walk/back-peddle to start / 5 burpees

Parking Lot Space Back-Peddle Zig-Zag:

  • Start at back of parking space, sprint to top of next parking line strip, back-peddle into next parking space……….all the way around both sides of parking lot.  Approximately 40 mini-sprints and back-peddles in total.

Mosey to 6 minutes of Mary:

  • LBCs x 20
  • Low Flutter x 20
  • Hello Dolly x 20
  • Freddie Mercury’s x 20
  • Elbow plank – 1 minute

MOLESKIN:

12 PAX showed up for a humid, yet temperate workout.  Internal body heat significantly increased in a short time frame.  When the Q instructed PAX to complete “Frog Humps”, the PAX requested a demo and suggested that Total Package assist with the demo.  Q clarified that we were doing “Frog Hops vs Humps”…….. Total Package was relieved.  The Q was too fatigued to pick up on any other notable call outs.  Based on the perspiration body imprints left on the bricks after Mary, Q self-assessed that an adequate beatdown was delivered.