January 16th, 2025 By Spud

Date: 1-16-2025

Pax: Gooney, Tombstone, Spud

Three real men showed up.  Everyone else can go eat a bag of dicks.

Warm Up:

We ran real far and did grown man shit.

Thang:

We ran even farther in frigid temps because that’s what real men do, and then we came back to ASEC dodging cars and gaining the admiration and lust of all the hottest chicks in the 28025.

Mary

No time for that shit.  We all just marveled at how cool and tough we were.

COT

Prayed for all the softies snug in their beds and the real men who protect our freedoms.  Also praised ourselves as we deserved it.

Moleskin

F3 is open whether rain, sun, wind, or ice.  Try it out sometime!  Us three men did, and are better for it.  A few more showed up at coffee to try to attain marginal partial credit.  Bozey gets full credit because he’s got an awesome truck and a solid beard.  Brickyard gets full credit because he gave us work swag.  Mayweather gets partial credit for being willing to sit inside.  Homeland gets partial credit for battling through some pain at the home gym and having a Jeopardy doppelgänger.  The rest of you can take a long walk off a short pier.

-Spud

“I didn’t just show up to work, as has sometimes been said.  I also showed up to work.” -Cal Ripken Jr.

 

 

 

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