NOBODY LIKES MY PANTS
All BackBlasts BackblastsFebruary 4th, 2023
OCT
Q: Mountie
PAX: Scooter Neverland Popeye Tombstone Mayhem Catfish Spud Homeland Total Package Loveboat Mountie
10 left OCT.
11 made it back.
Warmup: Mosey to BGC for some SSH and some good stretching. Open up your hips!
Mosey to Forest Hills: Reverse crunches, KGB, and low flutter, run to other side of lot for star jumps
Repeato
Then Skinner’s Route 66: 10 merkins at every street light heading south into town
Mosey to the Windstream pull up bars: hit those and then mosey to the bottom of the 5/3 lot for more ab work
Repeato
Mosey to Skinner’s Hills: hit them with 15 dips at the bottom.
Mosey back to OCT
Some Cobra and shut it down
Look. If you Q enough, you’re bound to miss a shot, jump offsides, or sit in the penalty box in some way. That was today! Lots of mistakes that I will own.
It started with my new work out pants. I was out of the car 1 minute before the roasting started.
“Mountie, are you laughing on the inside but crying on the inside??”
Yes. Yes because I have 3 damn pairs and they aren’t cool. Crap!
Then I called a much needed audible on Route 66 because there ended up being way more merkins involved than anticipated. However, the audible was not heard by everyone. I failed to make sure everyone was was caught up. Crap!
Then I messed up counting exercises. Then my cadence was way off. Then there was too many miles. That lead to a couple of PAX heading back early.
And of course I had to mess up name-o-rama.
So thanks for the forgiveness lesson today, guys. We are ALL forgiven!
Mileage was between 4-4.5.
Hopefully by the time you read this, the spy ballon will be destroyed.
Destroyed. And swept under a rug.
Nothing to see here.
Mountie