May 28th, 2022 By Spud

Date: 5-28-22

QIC: Spud

Pax: Private Ryan, Anvil, El Ab, Fire Chicken, Catfish, Tupperware, Homeland, Total Package, Neverland, Tombstone, Psycho T, Look Me Up, Scooter, Spud Frosty (not quite), Gooney (kinda sorta)

16, well, really fift…actually, fourteen men came out to tie into each other’s pontoons on this weekend to honor the fallen and celebrate our great nation.

Warm-Up

• mosey to bum wash
• SSH x 20
• Hillbilly x 15
• loose chg x 10
• arm rotations x a million
• Mosey to top of deck for

THANG

Speaker workout playing various iterations of country musics

80s/90s country- 10 windmill merks and 20 squats

post millennium country- 10 core killers, 20 mtn climbers

NC country- 20 dry docks, 20 LBCs

Follow reps with a lap around top of deck.

Repeat through many songs while hearing much disparaging of the bro country, some singing, and general merriment.  It’s a holiday weekend, let’s have a good time!  Time called at 0752 for a run down the ramps back to

MARY

Found Gooney and Frosty after some merriment of their own making and did bad broga.

COT

Prayers for LMU’s church seeking a new pastor, children and parents suffering after mass shootings, all the men and women who have given their lives in service.

Moleskin

Got 3+ miles over the course of the beatdown with much reps and much chatter.  Decided to finally deploy the speaker downtown and felt the top level of the deck would be the least bothersome to the general public. Turns out I was right because Gooney couldn’t hear shit when running by the deck.  That may change once the apartments are finished.

Learned a lot this morning.  Tombstone doesn’t consider George Strait or Travis Tritt real country.  Fire Chicken hates bro country almost as much as he likes ice cream, and real country evidently isn’t supposed to have a bass drop.  Also, showing up this morning taught me what the banana said to the vibrator.

Enjoy your long weekends and miller lites and don’t forget to honor the men and women who made it possible.

-Spud

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, rather we should thank god such men lived.” -General George S. Patton

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