January 30th, 2022 By Audit

Inspired by gaining a new Master Q and it being the last weekend of MABA I thought it only appropriate to think in terms of What Would Big Blue Do (WWBBD, copyright pending) to craft the plan. It went a little something like this:

Warm-O-Rama

• Lap around the tennis courts with only minor slipping on the ice
• Side straddle hops
• Imperial storm troopers
• Clapless penny pickers

The Thang

• Burpee countdown run lapping the medical center lot (14 at first station, 1 less at each stop)
• Partner up for Sorta Dora (100 merkins/plank – switch every 10, 200 RBCs/low flutters – switch every 20, 300 squats/Al Gores – switch every 30)
• LBC Suicides (every third line is a stop for 5 LBCs, have fun watching pax try to count)
• Burpees (10) to shut down the medical center
• Mosey to shelter, realize Mary would be a few minutes longer than desired, call audible, mosey to tennis courts, see way too much ice for balls to the wall, decide that’s enough time off the clock, mosey back to shelter for:

Mary

• People’s Mary with Le Planc, low dollys, box cutters, crunchy frogs, the worlds slowest burpee

Moleskin

A couple things stick out in my mind

1. The irony of having no BB at a WWBBD themed beatdown
2. 116 burpees sounded like a better idea in my head
3. Terrible Towel’s 2.0 had what is surely the quote of the year:  “So this is what boys do while the girls are snoring in their beds”

Thank you again for the true honor of getting to direct the madness. You all provide the medicine.

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