January 15th, 2021 By YellowCake

Royal Rumble at the DawgHouse

It was Overdrive’s VQ and one for the record books!  It was time for the 19 PAX in attendance and the millions watching around the world to “Know Their Role” because Overdrive was about to lay the Smackdown, if you SMELLLLELLLEELLL WHAT Overdrive was Cooking!

The Event Kicked off with a little mosey with some warm-ups to the tunes of BTO to loosen up before the Big Match!

– SSH

– IST

– Penny Pickers

– Arm Circles

– Michael Phelps

Once the contenders were warm, it was time to step into the ring.

LLLLLEETTT’S GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBBLLLEEE!

30 Minutes of Exercises, 1 Minute for Each Exercise, As Many Reps as You Can, No Rest Between

The Entrance Music for the Nature Boy began, the PAX went wild, and the Beatdown began

Order	Exercise	Wrestler Theme Music
1	Lunges	Rick Flair
2	Incline Merkins	John Cena
3	American Hammers	Sgt Slaughter
4	Squirms	Jake the Snake
5	LBC’s	Eddie Guerrero
6	Decline Merkins	Degeneration X
7	Step Ups	Bushwakers
8	Shoulder Taps	Lex Luger
9	V-ups	Val Venis
10	Dips	Wolfpac
11	Supermans	Roman Reigns
12	Squats	Bam Bam Bigelow
13	Carolina dry dock	Jim Duggan
14	Box Cutters	Iron Sheik
15	Monkey Humpers	Mark Henry (Sexual Chocolate)
16	Plank Jacks	Triple H
17	Side Lunges	Buff Bagwell
18	Pretzel Crunches	Macho Man
19	Sumo squat	Yokozuna
20	RBC’s	Shawn Michaels
21	Donkey Kicks	Mankind
22	Hillbillies	Dusty Rhodes
23	Bunny Hops	Rowdy Piper
24	Air Presses	Stone Cold
25	Low Flutter Kicks	Ultimate Warrior
26	Mountain climbers	Brock Lesnar
27	Side Straddle Hops	Big Show
28	High Knees	Hulk Hogan
29	WWII’s	Undertaker
30	Jump Squats	The Rock

 

The bell rang and the Royal Rumble was over.

There was just enough time for the PAX to catch their breath before the Main Event in which someone would be walking away with the Dawg House Merkin Championship Belt!

The Main Event was a test of mental and physical strength and would also help add to the 5’s Challenge.  All the PAX would do as many Merkins as they possibly the could; the one that lasted the longest would walk away with the title.

It was a great match that came down to three PAX, Loveboat, Habs, and, representin’ H-burg SS Minnow.  SS Minnow was taking it to the young PAX but was on the ropes and couldn’t hold on.  It came down to the Canadian and your Cruise Captain.  Unfortunately, Loveboat hit an iceberg and sank and Habs was crowned champion!

As a consolation prize, Loveboat took us out with some stretching to a little more BTO.

Then it was time to m

Announcements:

Gremlin

Prayer Requests:

Loveboat’s Sister

Mash’s Father-in-Law

Yellowcake’s M

Buck’s Niece

 

Playlist for Today’s Smackdown
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/33u9Aq98KBofQ5Q7MQs2pa?si=OTsEXTitTmSCIm-QWr7toA

 

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