December 12th, 2020 By Dick Tracy

Now that the new Harrisburg half-mile asphalt track is open, it was time to bring back a classic: Days of Thunder. It was the Railyard 500 and we had to DRIVE THROUGH IT!

Warmup

• Penny Picker x 10
• IST x 10
• Hillbilly x 10
• Mosey to the track

Tha Thang

Enter the track from the “pit” at the far end near the new amphitheater, headed around the track to the far end “pit.” Each lap is just over a half-mile on the flat track.

At each pit, complete the following:

• 3 burpees – FOR DALE!!!!!
• 6 monkey humpers – “The Original” Mark Martin
• 7 WW2 situps – “Polish Prince” Alan Kulwicki
• 9 American Hammers – “Awesome Bill from Dawsonville”
• 11 Mercans – “Jaws” Darrell Waltrip
• 43 lunges (1 per leg) – “The King” Richard Petty
• 48 SSH (with a nod to 24) – “Se7en Time” Jimmie Johnson and “The Kid” Jeff Gordon

Mary

• People’s Choice – LBC, Low Flutter, Freddie Mercury

Moleskin

• A small, but solid number today – thanks to each who joined
• Great to see @Hootie back out there. He swears he’s just a rucker now.
• Someone sell @Gapper a new dryer.
• @Sheepdog brought another great racing nickname out today, the @Mongoose – Tommy McEwen. Good to see the 2.0 combo.
• Finally, no race is complete without a @Mullet!

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