September 8th, 2020 By Scottie Altschuler

Last night, while sipping on the finest of all White Claws, no not the Lemon flavor!  The most delicious best flavor that can not be contested, Raspberry!  I decided to do a little pre-blast to motivate the PAX for a return to the glorious gloom!  Shortly after posting the pre-blast I walked into a wooden post, not once, not twice, but three times!  The claws were strong, but I was stronger.  Waking up to a throbbing foot and limping to my car, I thought to myself “is today the day the Rucker’s win?  Is today the day I turn to the dark side?!”  I hobbled out of my truck to find 4 Rucker’s and the MQ on their side!  With 7 runners I could easily take the rucking route and give in but I am no Rucker, no I will not be lured in by the pretty backpacks and fancy flash lights, I put on my vest and lead the runners on the bird run!   @Daisy started the morning by calling me @honey_Do, so now @torch and I have a 3rd brother look alike!  @habs almost got run over by a reindeer, or 4 but luckily I was there to warn him.  @hokiepokie and @rerun claimed they are the real Twin brothers.  @tugboat and @loveboat were up front getting in all the extra credit and then @loveboat called me out on my challenge, and he wasn’t accepting my toes excuse, so he wins today (but ya gotta throw them a bone sometimes!) props to @grassy knoll on the HIM of the week award, I think he gets bonus points because the MQ handed it him!  (Hopefully he makes it out again this week, that thing is like a voodoo doll!) Great Job to @bullseye for making it out even if @sausage and @drsues are going to fartsack!  @torch and @pharoah were running with the back packs on, so we know who the tough guys are!  Props to @yellowcake, @bullseye, @pharoah, and @uecker for getting the DHCOM done before 6:30am!  Who’s next!?  Great job by everyone today and thanks for coming out, because 1 thing is true, we wouldn’t do it if we were out there on our own!  SYITG!

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