May 15th, 2019 By Dutch Boy

Eight PAX made the proper decision to enter the Gloom this morning for a Time Laps(e) warm-up led by YHC. What they didn’t expect was a vocabulary lesson to go along with it.

The disclaimer was given to seven, and five runners and 2 ruckers embarked on their way. A sixth runner (and his on-leash FNG) were picked up shortly after.

The Thang

• Out of parking lot via main exit, left on HC Pkwy
• Right across crosswalk and into golf course
• Run to cart garage and begin reverse run of front 9 via cart path
• Exit course parking lot and across Pkwy to Shelley Ave.
• Left into bus lot and finish strong to the shovel flag

Mary

• Various stretching

COT

BOM

Moleskin

• YHC caught a lot of flak for use of the word sartorial before the run. FYI, via @kleanup on Slack: Sartorial; Adj, relating to tailoring, clothes, or style of dress. e.g. “sartorial elegance” 
• Feel free to use that in your next round of Scrabble.
• @Hugo and @pavarotti also contributed to the lesson this morning, though I can’t remember what the words were
• Thanks to @dimebag for bringing FNG Fozzy on the cruise. His presence may have made @kleanup a bit uncomfortable but he was a welcome addition to the PAX. No word on if @heatstroke will count him in the EH challenge
• @pavarotti claimed to see both deer and a fox on No. 1 as we were finishing up. YHC saw nothing, and we aren’t sure the fox actually existed
• It was a pleasure as always to lead this fine group of men this morning. Looking forward to Time Laps(e) this weekend. If you aren’t running, come have a beer and some second F with us and support @landlord’s quest to break the 100 mile barrier.

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