April 24th, 2016 By Gnarly Goat

The BONESAW Pre-blast:

What:  The Bonesaw is a no-drop, all-regions-invited “running” workout suitable for BRR preps, Bourbon Chase preps,  Thunder Road preps, and for all other preparing-to-prepare preps.

It is a .5 mile loop, one-quarter of which is a flat surface that our Creator has seen fit to place on a significant- and nearly CSAUP – incline designed to test your physical and mental mettle.

Who: All are welcome and able to do the BONESAW.  Walk? That’s ok.  Jog?  That’s ok.  Runner?  That’s ok.  Because it’s a loop you will be being lapped – or lapping – other pax frequently.  It’s a chance for the elite of the fleet and the slow-of-feet to suffer and grow together.

When:  It’s a once-a-month special.  Next launch is tomorrow, 4/25 at 0515 hours.  Finish is at 0615.  The current F3 record  is 15 laps on the BONESAW… who can go more??

Where: Launch from Amelie’s Parking lot in NoDa at N. Davidson Street and 28^th Street.

FAQ:

Q: Why should I do the BONESAW?

A: That’s a dumb question.  Next question please.

Q: Hmm. Isn’t that a scary, dangerous neighborhood?

A: Yes. It’s been said that your upcoming workout should scare you, so we’re good to go on that. Furthermore, if you wear a flak-jacket you can get credit for a Murph.  If you wear full battle-rattle you can get credit for the Mogadishu Mile.  By the way… disclaimer.

Q: Buy why should I do the BONESAW?

A: Knock it off with that question.

Q: Isn’t it far away?

A: It’s like a car dealership on I-485… 15 minutes from anywhere.

Q: Bonesaw?  Is that a noun or a verb?

A: Yes

Q: But why should I BONESAW???

A: Well, if you must know… it smells infinitely better than muthaship.  Show to know.

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