He’s Fat As Hell
All BackBlasts BackblastsNovember 20th, 2025
Date: 11-20-2025
Pax: Marbro, Tomby, TP, Nevaland, Bozey, PT, Spud
7 Men, a big trip to parts unknown, but they were actually kind of known. Perfect temps, LFG.
WARM UP
Mosey to Staples, where tales of @indy were first brought up making copies/printing for his staff meeting.
- SSH x 20
- IST x 10
- Loose Change x 10
- Arm Circles
Then mosey to VISITOR DECK, oops, locked door, try again, mosey to VISITOR DECK, damnit locked door again, eventually find a way in and up the stairs to the top for DAT THANG
Head to a corner for 10 Core Killers, then to the opposite corner for 10 4 count KGBs. Here is where TP advised that Indy was “fat as hell”.
Then mosey down the ramp to floor 3 to a corner for 20 4 court dying cockroaches, then to the opposite corner for 20 low flutter 4 count.
Back up the ramp to start and REPEATO two more times until time called.
Mosey back to ASEC for
MARY
Lame broga, but something!
COT
Prayed for the world, the kids who are scared for themselves and their parents out there. Hillbilly next week, sign up to bring something and let’s have a big morning hanging out and diminishing Homeland’s property value.
MOLESKIN
Good solid burner to target the abs to complement FC’s upper body burner yesterday. Just under 3 miles. Everyone getting it good. Was told that our friend Indy had packed on between 30 and 40 pounds, but am skeptical. Need him to show up to a beatdown to assess. Women use fake compliments to get their juices flowing, we use shit talking. That’s our love language. F3Concord is the perfect place for the consummate shit talker. Best way to keep each other accountable. Show up and let’s talk shit together, or at least all aim it at pincushion Tomby.
-Spud
“Men socialize by insulting each other but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, but they don’t really mean it” – Granger Smith