February 14th, 2024 By Spud

Date: 2-14-24

Pax: Mountie, Brickyard, Deertick, Fire Chicken, Neverland, Slash, Skinner, Wham, Tombstone, Popeye, Hops, Mayhem, Spud

13 men came out to get some last minute gift ideas for V-Day from the Q.  They would certainly not leave disappointed.

WARM-Up

Mosey to the B&G club for

• SSH x 20
• hillbilly x 15
• Loose change x 10
• Arm circle

mosey to Old Creamery amongst several hushed complaints for

DAT THANG

Mosey back to town, while passing several locations at which a last minute Valentine’s Day gift might be procured.

At each stop, added 2 burpees and 14 reps of a new exercise to the exercises we were already doing.

Stops and added reps were:

• Old Creamery for a florist that has since gone out of business, but I wasn’t making us run to Pots of Luck – 2 burpees and 14 LBCs
• Esthetician on church street for Botox and laser liposuction- add 2 burpees and 14 merkins
• Lawyer’s office where you may end up if you listen to your wife’s suggestion to “not get me anything” for Valentine’s Day”. Also if you’d like to fluff up your wife listening to the dulcet tones of an attorney who showed up at coffee dressed like PaRappa the Rapper.  – Added 2 burpees and 14 squats
• Wells Fargo – Wanna see the pink, gotta show the green- added 2 burpees and 14 boxcutters
• chocolatier- Chocolate…whatever- added 2 burpees and 14 dry docks
• Gianni’s soon to be RIP- fanciest date in downtown- 2 burpees and 14 lunges
• End up at Mac Tabby to get that KITTY!  Wipe all exercises away and do 2 burpees and 14 pickle pounders.

mosey back to OCT for

MARY

Broga and that’s it

COT

Prayers for Popeye’s mother and for Mayhem’s mother, both dealing with different stages of aging.

MOLESKIN

It was Valentine’s Day, good on 13 men for getting out there.  Big props to Slash and Wham, both of whom we haven’t seen in a bit.  Ticky did his 2nd day in a row as well, although he kinda stopped doing exercises by the end of it.  When we got to Mac Tabby, a certain Fire Chicken said “You don’t need to say anything, we get it”, so he missed that all of the other exercises got wiped and ended up doing 14 burpees.  It pays to listen to the Q.  All in all, a good 2 and a quarter with a bunch of good reps and chatter.

Clutch move by P&P to have flower bouquets for us bozos to take home to our wives.  When they say they don’t want anything, they are full of shit.  Get them something, anything, just to know you’re thinking about them.  Yeah, it’s a completely fabricated Hallmark holiday, but it’s based in love, and that ain’t ever a bad thing.  It’s better than the alternative.

-Spud

“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well…January” – Jim Gaffigan

 

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