December 9th, 2020 By Shooter

The coldest day of the season awaited the pax of Afton. YHC pulled into the lot about five ’til the hour and saw a handful of vehicles already there. Then the toll bridge gates opened and cars came flooding in.  We were greeted by a couple of MeCa Passporters, an FNG and the usual suspects.  YHC was thinking about what to do today and a Christmas theme seemed on tap.

A disclaimer was given and we did a couple of laps around the lot and circled up for our Christmas Warm-o-rama.

Warm-o-rama:

• Vertical Snow Angels (SSHs) – 25 IC
• Nutcracker Toy Soldiers – 20 IC
• Santa Sleigh Pulls (Mountain Climbers) – 15 IC
• Snowball Pickers – 10 IC
• Elf Jacks – 10 IC
• Nutcracker Ballerina Squats – 10 IC

The main event::

The pax headed to the dumpsters to see if Santa left a present by dump, take take across the street to the plaza lot. The giant cardboard Weinke was rolled out, instructions were given and we were off.

• On the first day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, a burpee, followed by a lap in the lot.
• On the second day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, two air Arm Curls and a burpee, followed by a lap in the lot.
• On the third day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, three WWIIs, two air Arm Curls and a burpee, followed by a lap around the lot.
• On the fourth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, four Broad Jumps, three WWIIs, two air Arm Curls and a burpee, followed by a lap in the lot.
• On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, five Monkey Humpers, four Broad Jumps,  three WWIIs, two air Arm Curls and a burpee, followed by a lap in the lot.
• On the sixth day of Christmas…. well YHC doesn’t have time to type this out, so here’s the rest of the days:  12 air Skull Crushers , 11 Mountain Climbers, 10 Squats, 9 air Shoulder Presses, 8 LBCs, 7 Merkins, 6 air Bend Over Rows, 5 Monkey Humpers, 4 Broad Jumps, 3 WWIIs, 2 air Arm Curls and a burpee, with laps in the lot after each day.
• Those that finished the 12 days, continued in reverse until everybody completes the 12

We headed back to the park, put away our presents and gathered around the fire for a little Mary, which included Low Flutters, Hello Dollies and Pretzel Crunches.

Prayers, announcements, news

• The Gremlin on Jan 30
• Mount Afton Challenge on Jan 9
• See Major Pain if you would like to chip in for a gift for our Afton groundskeeper Lewis.  Or Major Pain will come see you.
• Prayers for Otto’s M.

Enjoyed the morning workout and always an honor lead.

~ Shooter

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