July 14th, 2020 By YellowCake

Everybody knows that Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beats Paper, and Paper beats Rock.  But what beats Fartsack?  Q.  That’s right.  I really wanted to stay in the Fartsack this morning.  But I remembered I signed up to Q.  Signing up to Q beats the Fartsack every time because it’s easy to let yourself down and Fartsack if nobody is expecting you to be there.  But if you’re signed up to Q, you won’t let your Brothers down, you’ll show up.  So if you haven’t Q’d in awhile, or you’re having problems getting out of the fartsack, sign up to Q.

So when I showed up for the Dawghouse Cruise today, I was pleased to see 4 runners and 4 ruckers.  But we needed a tie-breaker.  Oh, here is Loveboat, he is a runner.  Wait, what is on top of his car?  It’s a bike!  Loveboat played the neutral part of Sweden today.  So 9 men get participation trophies today.  But these are more than just participation trophies.  We’ll call them Gloom trophies!

Prayers for Uecker’s family friend and Rerun’s MIL.

YellowCake out!

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