May 13th, 2020 By Barrister

YHC had the Q for the 5:30 cruise.  To allow for proper social distancing, YHC released the route yesterday afternoon.  That was YHC’s downfall.

YHC was shocked out of the fartsack by his alarm at an early 5:00 am.  YHC went about his business getting ready for his first in person Q since the “shelter in place” order was initiated.  YHC rolled into the deserted golf course parking lot at 5:24.  By 5:30 it was readily apparent no one would be joining YHC this morning.  So a picture of YHC watch was taken confirming the start time and short walk of shame commenced.

During said walk, a prayer was said for Murdock’s 2.1 and Dutch Boy who are both going under the knife this morning.

YHC Out

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