May 9th, 2020 By Stifler

Today’s Davis Lake Beatdown was made possible by….Vanessa Carlton.

Merkin my way downtown (squats)
Walkin fast (mosey), faces pass and I’m homebound (homer to marge to low dolly)
Starin’ blankly ahead (Al Gore), just merkin my way
Merkin’ a way through the crowd (no, because safety – mosey to gazebo)

And I need you (F3, that is – mosey to curb)
And I miss you (1 PAX at a time sprints parking lot, others low flutter, plank, LBC)
And now I wonder (Al Gore thinkers which I am now coining as Rodin’s the artist who made this statue)

If I could fall (burpees) into the sky (heels to heaven)
Do you think time would pass me by? (clock merkins)
‘Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles (mosey)
If I could just see you tonight (Al Gore + Morrocan Night Clubs)

Repeato-ish Above

About half way through the second round when we were performing J Los, the mumblechatter got pretty weird. PAX were talking about grabbing each others ankles and admiring the potential derrieres of the others. I didnt realize it had gotten that bad for some of them in quarantine. Since the beatdown was turning into an episode of gossip girl, we ran.

Mosey to Lake
Incline Merkins
Mosey Back
Carolina Dry Docks (thanks Laser)

Mary:
LBC
Low Flutter
Low Dolly
Crunchy Frog (which I think I called the reverse crunch? oops)

It was great to be back out in the gloom with my brothers even if we spent more time gabbing than exercising. It was also great to see some familiar faces and welcome a FNG into the ranks, Simmons!

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