January 15th, 2020 By Laser

9 PAX posted to the mid-week Valley Cruise.  There were supposed to be 10 PAX but YHC, who also had the Q…fartsacked.  (Insert hanging head in shame here).

The mental stress and anguish over certain PAX posting my offer of free beer, in an effort to bankrupt me, has led to many sleepless nights.  I guess the world we live in no longer honors a kind gesture but seeks to take full advantage of said kindness by enticing the masses to take advantage of said kindness in a manner that was not intended in the original offer.

The route planned was a tough one – running the hills in the Wellington and Winchester hoods.  That makes YHC’s fartsack even more embarrassing.  It’s one thing to post an easy route and no-show.  It’s humiliating to make your brothers run some hills and not be there to join them in the pain.

My sincere apologies to the 9 PAX that posted for failing to fulfill my duties in the gloom.  I will strive to do better.

Laser – OUT

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