December 24th, 2019 By 10and2

Santa delivered 4 PAX and YHC in the gloom this morning.  I provided an abbreviated disclaimer:  don’t get hurt, not responsible, and so on and so forth.  I warned the PAX there will be no running and we will be on level ground.  With that, we moseyed (not running) to the front of the school.

Warmarama
Side straddle hop x20
Hill Billy x25
Cotton Pickers x20

The Thang
12 Days of Christmas, Comanche style.  We did this with lots of signing, because the best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loudly for all to hear.  On the first day of Christmas, my Q Love brought to me…

Day 1 Broad Jump
Day 2 Apolo Ohno
Day 3 Burpies
Day 4 Captain Morgan (each leg)
Day 5 LBC
Day 6 Alabama Ass Kickers (each leg)
Day 7 Sumo Squat
Day 8 WWII Sit-up
Day 9 Peter Parkers (each leg)
Day 10 Monkey Humpers
Day 11 Merkins
Day 12 Mountain Climbers (each leg)

Our singing must not have been very good.  Around Day 8, a pack of dogs or coyotes started fighting/howling and carrying on in the distance.  Maybe the mustard gas from Forgotten Jelly wafted to them and they were dying.  (What have you been eating Jelly?)  In any case, we carried on knowing if they attacked, we didn’t have to outrun them, just each other.

After day 12, we decided to do a bonus 13th day.  The 12^thday of Christmas backwards with 12 Broad Jumps, 11 Apolo Ohno, etc.

Mary

20 Pretzel crunches each side
25 Box cutters

Thank you all for joining me on this Christmas Eve. Have a safe, peaceful, and wonderful Christmas day.  Look beyond the tree, lights, gifts, and reflect on Jesus (fully man and fully God) being born on this day as the savior of the world.

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