February 28th, 2019 By Morning Wood

It was a grim, foggy morning. The Q warned the PAX that they would be experimented on, but they did not seem to think much of it. The clock struck 5:30 and they all moseyed around the parking lot and circled up under a dim street light:

Warmarama:

SSH IC

3 Burpees

Low Slow Squat IC

3 Burpees

Merkins IC

3 Burpees

The group continued it’s mosey around the school to the site where the experimental trial would take place:

Balls2Wall Snake: The last person drops and walks to the front and takes his position back in B2W. The group moved down the wall until they ran out of wall. If we had any more than 4 people it may have been impossible, but we did it almost without failure.

Moseyed to the playground for 5 rounds of:

10 Burpees

10 Pole-Humpers (newly minted name)

15 Box Squats

5 Slides (literally sliding down the children’s slide)

15 Incline Merkins

With 5 minutes remaining the group moseyed to the school for a Wall sit Snake(same idea as B2W Snake) They were able to cover the front wall before time expired.

After counting off the Q preceded to announce that his unborn child is the size of a peach – pretty cool. The End.

 

We will miss you next week Big Tuna. I hope your vacation is restful.

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