Deuce Was Like, “Bla Bla Bla…”
So anyways, there we were standing in the parking lot at JH Gunn, and then Deuce was like, “Let’s get this show on the road!” But that’s not really true, because Deuce wasn’t there. In fact, Deuce has threatened to move far far away and abandoned us. That is mean of Deuce. But now’s not the time to be wrestling with my fears regarding Deuce’s departure.
So we ran around the parking lot twice (I think), and then we did SSH, and Monkey H, and Peter Parker and Flap Jack with Burpees in betwix. Then we did these suicide exercises involving russian twists, and squats of sumos, and merkins, and more burpees and Bear Crawling and Lunge Walking. And then we did dips, and derkins, and donkey kicks, and then we did more of all three of those things. And then we did Mary clip-board-dude style.
“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
“If you look for perfection, you’ll never be content.”