September 25th, 2018 By Fire Chicken

21 pax gathered to support the QIC, hold that, 17 gathered to support while approximately 4 gathered to ridicule the QIC for his beloved Hokies monumental loss to some other team located in Virginia.  Ridicule started early and often with Bay City supporting his team that won wearing a t-shirt I’m quite certain he had to dust off but got worse when 2 other pax, with no connection to the other school, also chose to wear an ugly blue shirt.  At 0530 the QIC gave disclaimer/warning that any derogatory statement made against his Hokies would result in 15 burpees by the pax who said such negative things…mosey to belk parking lot.

Warm-o-rama: SSH’s x 30 IC, Hillbillies x 15 IC, & Slow cotton pickers x 10 IC

The Thang: QIC had his new official F3 Workout Cards and the plan was to pull 2 cards, first one is exercise and second one is reps, and have multiple stops around Carolina mall…it went down kinda like this:

Karaoke for about 30 yards (these will be removed from the deck), Two 90 second high planks, Alternating side squats x 10 each leg, Monkey humpers x 25, 200 meter sprint, 100 meter lunge walk, 300 meter sprint, backward lunge x 8 each leg, 60 sec low plank, WWII’s x 25, burpees x 25, and low flutters x 10 and head back to AO.

Mary: burpees x 15 (will explain why) & LBC’s x 50 IC

Prayer requests/announcements: Samantha Davis, 17yo girl who collapsed during track meet and passed away, Anvil’s grandfather that’s beginning radiation to treat lung cancer, Adam Fink, and Gooney’s mother Jackie as she continues her battle against cancer.  Also had an F3 Concord Founder present, Nails, good to have you out and hope you come back.

Moleskin: QIC stepped up to face the music after non-stop harassing, trolling, etc since Saturday night.  While much deserved it’s still annoying which is why I have little faith in 18-22 year olds and will continue too.  Grover was a man and took his 15 burpees after he made a derogatory statement against the QIC’s Hokies….not really punishment for him.  All pax had to complete 15 burpees back at AO, not officially mary just because we’re back there in a circle, due to the fact that BCR and PR made derogatory statements against the Hokies and were not man enough to complete 15 burpees on their own…should have been 30 but let group off easy.  Apparently there is still concord rule about not doing burpees at mary, never heard that one before, but nevertheless burpees were completed.  QIC fully admits the workout was not as hard as he wanted it to be, cards will be vetted better next time and already have better ideas for much harder workout at ASEC in the near future.  Lots of good cards in the deck and it was a shame we couldn’t have pulled some tougher ones.

I have FAITH in the following facts….

Jesus loves us all…..

The sky is still blue, Indy is still old…and hairy, Anvil still sweats a lot, BCR and Backdraft will always be mouthy, El Ab will always modify, Frostbite will always wear stupid looking toe shoes, the ODU coach should retire immediately b/c he will never have a better win, ODU QB LaRussa should also retire b/c he will never, ever, play that good again, the Hokies will recover and be just fine, flukes happen, it just sucks when you’re on the wrong side of that fluke.

To quote the Hokies head coach…”We’ve got to own it and suck it up”

GO HOKIES!

Fire Chicken

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