February 16th, 2018 By Hammer

There was a magnificent 7 of us men that rolled out of the fartsack and into the gloom.  YHC led these men into a yoga trance where key words like deep, delicate, intimate, long, hold, push, breathe were utilized, setting the mood.  It was a yoga setting and it went a little something like this:

Stoli skip to and Karoake fro to the mats.

SSH x 20, Neck rolls, Arm Circles, Toe touches….

Then, a whole lot of stretching with names such as Mountain Pose, Tree Pose, Warrior, Triangle Pose, Downward Dog, Cat/Cow, Pigeon Pose, Childs Pose, Cobra, Plank, Seated Twists and much, much more.  YHC’s weinke was filled with many more but we couldn’t get through them all.  Stay tuned for a future Joint Q from the Hammer!

The unclothed moleskin

Ranger gets the early bird award. He was there when YHC arrived early to set up. But more importantly he ditched us well before it was time to punch out at 6:15…Bankers hours

Bollywood was in agreement with YHC about the numerous satellites, there were about 159 at last count.  And maybe a plane or two.  #beleive

Jackpot is the new Hammer…from a limber standpoint, just sayin

Softwood lost 7 lbs today in one breath….out of his Arse

Oboe was a stud and EH’d YHC to run about 1.5 miles after smoking the joint. I am better for it.

10 and 2 did not hesitate to refusenik the saturday beatdown….got a beach trip planned to fertile Myrtle….good luck buddy.

Always a pleasure to lead you men.  Thanks for participating in my VQ at the Joint.  More to follow.

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