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Trick Daddy’s Winter Convergence @ Concord

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December 9th, 2017 By Fire Chicken

37 manly men gathered on a chilly morning to honor Trick Daddy!
Quick disclaimer and recognition to the man of the hour, Trick Daddy, for which all of us had gathered to honor led by Fire Chicken
The MASTER of the UNIVERSE Q, otherwise know as Indy, had everyone Saddle up and Mosey to Belk parking lot
COP at BELK
SSH x 25 IC
ISTs x 25 IC
ARM CIRCLES from small to LARGE forward and backward
The MFIC, otherwise known as Indy, was officially done after the warm up and had to modify for the remainder of the beatdown due to weakness, anemia, and weak cough.  if you didn’t hear he almost died earlier this week but miraculously pulled through after trimming his mullet.
Split into groups of 3 by counting off and ALL groups mosey to parking deck to commence the THANG/BEAT DOWN.
Level 1 of parking deck led by the Russian mainly accused in election collusion that you haven’t heard about, known as KGB around Concord:
4 exercises x 15 reps each
Merks
Jumping lunges
KGBs
Carolina dry docks
Plank until all complete exercises OYO
Lap around parking deck
Rinse and Repeat

Level 2 of parking deck led by the infamous lead singer of the “barely” popular 1970’s band, Bay City Roller, known around Concord as what else, Bay City Roller, who can now be found late at night on roller skates at Frye’s listening to his band’s only #1 song in the US on repeat.

3-way merks x8 each
Jump squats x10
Crunchy frogs x20
Run to the end of the deck and back/Burpees x5
Blast offs x10
Squats x20
Butterfly crunch x20
Run to the end of the deck and back/Burpees x5
Rinse and Repeat

Level 3 of the parking deck led by a man who may have been raised by either bears or gorillas due to his ability to move quickly on all four’s, known around Concord as Catfish.

20 Peter Parker (Single count)
30 yd Lunge Walk
20 J-Low’s (4 count)
60 yd Bear Crawl
50 Calf Raises (Single count)
50 Low Flutter (4 count)
Run Lap around Level 3
Rinse and Repeat

All pax completed all 3 levels before moseying back ASEC for some Mary.

Mary:
Downward Dog to Upward Dog x 2
Brazilians x 20 (4 count)
TP Hamstring stretch 10 seconds x 2
LBCs x 20 (4 count)
Freddie Merks x 20 (4 count – led by Trick Daddy to take us out)

Rumor has it that an FNG almost died today during the workout but the legend of Indy only grew as he gave him a locket of his mullet that he trimmed and suddenly he arose and sprinted back to ASEC for Mary.

Great morning, seriously, to honor Trick Daddy and his family for following GOD’s call and becoming full-time missionaries to unreached people groups in the jungles of Brazil.  Thanks for all of those that attended and donated to help spread the GOOD NEWS!

Our resident pastor, Silverback, led the closing prayer for Trick asking for safety and protection over him and his family and praising them for their faithfulness to GOD’s call.  He also reminded us that there are people right here in this community too that don’t know of GOD’s LOVE and it’s our responsibility to show it to them.  Prayers were also sent up to the pax that were completing the Huntersville Half marathon this morning.

We had at least 1 person representing at least 6 different AO’s that I know of so once again thanks for the support!  Last but not least, happy 56th birthday to Total Package….much respect due!

Honor as always!

Fire Chicken