July 31st, 2016 By Fishwrap

A Prestige Worldwide Production

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
–George W. Bush

Press Release — Q & A with Fishwrap

Metro: How good will the workout be on Monday?
Me: Well, let’s be real clear here, I’m a professional and have been told on at least one occasion that I’m the Swamp Fox of my generation. That good.

Metro: How effective will it be?
Me: That’s kind of the same question you f*ckin’ hobo, but if you’re lookin’ for a grade on a scale, I would say 60% of the time it works every time. You’ll get stronger, maybe, and you will lose brain cells by the millions for simply hanging out with me for 45 minutes.

Metro: Will you Q and listen to music at the same time?
Me: Of course.

Metro: Why would you do that?
Me: Because I like to party.

Metro: How important is it that all Metro PAX attend this workout as opposed to another workout?
Me: I’m gonna go with ‘very to extremely’ important. I also want to point out that Prestige Worldwide will be the only actual workout in Metro on Monday. And if you’re not there, @Maybe&Ballz will eat your d*ck, like Kobayashi.

Metro: You’ve actually seen them eat a man’s penis before?
Me: I did. I have. It was international waters so they couldn’t prosecute, but I saw it.

Metro: Can I bring an FNG?
Me: Sure, if you want to be a**hole.

Metro: Anything else?
Me: Yeah. Rock stars like to play to capacity crowds and I’m no different. We’re gonna jam and deliberately try to f*ck sh*t up!

We’ll meet at the Dowd Y on Morehead – park and come around to the Lexington/South Blvd – Caldwell corner of the parking lot.

 We’ll clock in @ 530a and go until 615a. That’s 45 minutes. I know you can do it.

 

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