May 1st, 2016 By Belly Itcher

It’s the start of the 4th quarter in the Hornets game and here’s the plan…

If the Hornets win…
Run to the Charlotte B-cycle rental station at the Hive. Rent a bike and do wheelies all over uptown like your in DMX’s Ruff Ryder’s Anthem music video. Take elevator up to the 12th floor of the Muthaship and bomb down the spiral. Return the bike and mosey back to Cap’n Jack around 6:08.

If Hornets lose…
At 5:15 on the ledge in parking lot 10 jump ups, 20 derkins, 30 dips, 40 Russian Twist
Run to the ship and up the #dizzyback.
Down the ramps 10 xfit merkins on each floor.
Up the stairs to 11 then down the spiral
That’s 1. Should be able to get in 6-7.

Repeat until 6:08 then jailbreak back to the statue.
Finish with 10 jump ups, 20 derkins, 30 dips, 40 Russian twist

Philippians 4:13

Muthaship Monday, PreBlast

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