Circle of Suck
8 of the strongest men of Cabarrus County arrived to see a Volkswagen Jetta looking like a lowrider.
YHC greeted the PAX the best way he knows how…with 2 full buckets of water to carry
When what to their wondering eyes should appear but 3 heavy coupons weighing down a Jetta’s rear.
SSH x 15
ISTs x 15
Lap 1 around the courtyard: 1 PAX carries coupon while rest do exercise 80 pound sandbag- merkins
Lap 2: Water buckets- LBCs- spill and pax do 5 burpees
Lap 3: Baby Yoda- Squats
Lap 4: 50 pound overhead ruck- dips
Fortunately no liquids were spilled other than blood, sweat, and tears (not counting the wet fart from YHC)
Moleskin: Thanks for coming out and helping me load up the car again. Plenty of #noquit shown. Loveboat carried coupons faster than an old lady trying to race to checkout. MASH crushes. Pretty good for a guy who just jumped right in and immediately started swimming. Sausage carried coupons strong like it was an elk he’d just shot. Dr. Suess and Porto were almost the same size as my ruck but were flying! Uecker, sore hip and all (probably from all those Monkey humpers) put in strong work and grit. Yellowcake promised not to sue me if he reinjured his spine but had no need as he tossed coupons around like a giant. Great work by all!
Prayers to those mentioned. Go out and be a light to others. Focus on meaningful aspects of our lives and cherish them.