December 31st, 2020 By Chum

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this special report from the substitute Q.

SPECIAL REPORT

about 0530 this morning 6 men were seen entering the family life center at Arlington Baptist Church. Upon entering the building they immediately turned on the lights and began rooting around the room. One of these men seemed to be in charge since it looked like the other five moved after the one opened his mouth and waved his arms about in big circles. We are not sure what he said at this time, but whatever it was, he said it, they did it.

Some of the action observed looked like the following:

• Squats, Low & Slow
• Teapot stretches, each side
• Hillbillies
• Good Mornings
• Prisoner Squats
• Moroccan Night Club
• Arm Circles
• Low Moroccan Night Club
• Air Presses
• Cactus Arms + Good Mornings, Low & Slow

Then the whole of the action changed completely. Everyone moved to their mats and began a series of stretches resembling yoga poses in a type of pattern, but it would be cheating generously to call what was seen this morning yoga. I’ve heard of a cheaper version, a free version, called Broga. This might have been that, but again, not sure.

Some of what was observed might have resembled the following (not necessarily in this pattern):

• planking
• down dog
• up dog
• runners stretch
• warrior done
• warrior dude
• warrior free
• pigeon

When they were finished with the “broga” they started doing things while sitting on their mats. Some of those things might be described as the following:

• butterfly
• leg crossover stretches
• laying around

Then the group seemed to be finished because they were just laying there, still. After some more talking about things that cannot be said at this time, everyone knelt to bow their head and pray, i think. At least it looked that way

IN OTHER NEWS

• Friday January 1, 2021 0700 – special New Year Beatdown, Metal style, with fellowship and leadership transition to follow on site.
• Saturday January 2, 2021 – young sparkplug takes us around The Vet for his first Q of 2021
• Saturday January 2, 2021 – Steampipe is in need of help moving stuff immediately following the workout.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming…

Broga McStretchy Pants

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