As a deep frost set over the hills of Skybrook, six HIMs assembled in the golf club parking lot in expectation that the Q would soon be there.  However, when it was discovered that no Q was assigned, YHC once again took the reins and executed a perfectly unplanned ensemble of beatdown debauchery.  With little to no disclaimer, the PAX followed suit and the beatdown went something like this…

Warmarama

• 50 Side Straddle Hops
• 12 Windmills
• 15 Imperial Storm Troopers
• 15 Hill Billys
• 50 Side Straddle Hops

The Thang (Hole 18)

• Mosey to golf cart garage
  • Complete Luigi Specials 3x (bear crawl + 5 dirty hookups + crawl bear + 5 donkey kicks)
  • People’s chair weightless lifting 2x (12 overhead press + 10 chest fly + 12 lateral raise + 10 incline chest press)
• Mosey to street by driving range
  • Lunge walk between trees completing 10 CDDs at each tree
  • Bear crawl between trees completing 5 WWIIs at each tree
• Monkey Humpers (10x) at Sparky’s house
• Mosey to cul-de-sac for 3x sidewalk circle run with 20 plank jacks between each round
• Mosey to circle by Nature Boy Trail entrance
  • Complete 5 burpees at burpee corner
  • 2x circle run with 25 Merkins at each semi-circle (100 Merkins total)
• Mosey to Murdock’s house and MONKEY HUMP a lot
• Mosey to Koolaid’s mistaken house and complete 10x Monkey Humpers
• Mosey to two or three more random houses back to golf club and allow monkey humping to ensue
• Quadraphilia up the hill to Mary

Mary

• 10 Mexican Twists

Moleskin

• Good work PAX
• Continue praying for Archer and his family
• Remember to focus your celebration on the gift of our Lord and Savior this Christmas season

Wishing you all the best of recoveries,

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