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Murdock Humpers
- When: 12/09/20
- QIC: GREEK
- The PAX: Sparky, Plunger, Greeter, Powerball, Grinder and Greek
As a deep frost set over the hills of Skybrook, six HIMs assembled in the golf club parking lot in expectation that the Q would soon be there. However, when it was discovered that no Q was assigned, YHC once again took the reins and executed a perfectly unplanned ensemble of beatdown debauchery. With little to no disclaimer, the PAX followed suit and the beatdown went something like this…
Warmarama
- 50 Side Straddle Hops
- 12 Windmills
- 15 Imperial Storm Troopers
- 15 Hill Billys
- 50 Side Straddle Hops
The Thang (Hole 18)
- Mosey to golf cart garage
- Complete Luigi Specials 3x (bear crawl + 5 dirty hookups + crawl bear + 5 donkey kicks)
- People’s chair weightless lifting 2x (12 overhead press + 10 chest fly + 12 lateral raise + 10 incline chest press)
- Mosey to street by driving range
- Lunge walk between trees completing 10 CDDs at each tree
- Bear crawl between trees completing 5 WWIIs at each tree
- Monkey Humpers (10x) at Sparky’s house
- Mosey to cul-de-sac for 3x sidewalk circle run with 20 plank jacks between each round
- Mosey to circle by Nature Boy Trail entrance
- Complete 5 burpees at burpee corner
- 2x circle run with 25 Merkins at each semi-circle (100 Merkins total)
- Mosey to Murdock’s house and MONKEY HUMP a lot
- Mosey to Koolaid’s mistaken house and complete 10x Monkey Humpers
- Mosey to two or three more random houses back to golf club and allow monkey humping to ensue
- Quadraphilia up the hill to Mary
Mary
- 10 Mexican Twists
Moleskin
- Good work PAX
- Continue praying for Archer and his family
- Remember to focus your celebration on the gift of our Lord and Savior this Christmas season
Wishing you all the best of recoveries,
GREEK
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