August 30th, 2016 By Alcatraz

Below are the cumulative results of the Touchdown Beatdown…

Disclaimers:

• YHC makes very little attempt to interpret what members of the PAX record. What you wrote is what usually what gets typed.
• The preferred format is # of rounds + last reached yard line with near(n) or far(f) indicated (i.e. – 4+30f). Sometimes “near” or “far” isn’t recorded. Hope you remember. And if a 4.7 entry works best for your brain, great.
• The entries aren’t dated, but are in chronological order.
• If you need a result updated/corrected, sound off in the comments.
• If someone has received an F3 name and now has 2 entries, sound off in the comments.
• This morning was the 6th edition of this workout, but only the 4th time records were kept. That may be why you don’t have as many entries as you think you should. Or you didn’t write one down on the sheet.

Results – names and finish distances

Adam S – 2
Alcatraz – 4, 3+20f, 4+10n, 4+40n
Ambassador – 4.5
Avalanche – 5.2, 5+0
Barnabas – 4.5
Black Sheep – 4
BOS – 3.5
Brinkley – 4.5, 4.8
Buckwheat – 3.7
Buffalo Bill – 3+40f
Bunny – 4
Calypso – 2+50
Chavez – 4+40, 4+50
Chief – 4+10
Chopper – 5, 5+20, 4 40f, 5
Col Mustard – 4.2
Conchito – 3+30, 3.5
Derby – 4? – left early
Disaster – 3.5, 4.4, 4.3, 5
Dodger – 4.6, 5
Egg Nog – 4+1
Fez – 4 + 30, 4+1
Flair – 3.7
Forgotten Jelly – 4 + 30f
Freon – 2+30n
Frodo – 5+50
Genie – 4.5
Glock – 4, 5, 4.3, 5
Google – 5, 5, 4.50,6+30n
Grinder – 5+10n, 4.6, 1+50(30min late)
Gump – 3.5
Hammer – 4.75, 5, 4:60
Harding – 5.3, 5+4n, 6+30n
Hugo – 5, 6.5
Ironhide – 4.5
Magic Dragon – 2.0
Million $ Man – 4.6
Mr Poppers – 4.0n
Mugshot – 4 + 4
Murdock – 3+40f
Mutant – 4
Nanny – 3+50, 4+20f, 3+20f
Nard Dog – 2+30
Oboe – 3.7
Parkour – 3.6
Pavarotti – 6.0
Phantom – 3.50
Pharaoh – 6
Pony Boy – 4.25, 4.3, 4+20f
Ranger – 3.50
Rick Staab – 3.4
Sandman – 3.6, 4.0
Sean K – 1
Shazam – 4+40n, 5
Slappy – 4.1, 4.3, 4.0
Snare – 4+end zone(near), 4.3
Sully – 4 + 20, 4.4f
Swamp Thing – 2
Thorn – 5+LBCs(win), 6+20n(win), 5.5(win)
Tugboat – 5+4, 6+20f(win)
Vector – 3+LBCs
Wild Turkey – 5.5, 4.50, 4+30n

Another Pigskin Moleskin:

1. Once again congratulations to @Tugboat for getting the win and signing the trophy. It appears all of Skywalker is taking credit for your accomplishment with the Twitter #mumblechatter and GIF posting. Rounding out the top five appeared to have been (some of you have sloppy handwriting or the paper was too wet) @Hugo, @Harding, @Google and @Frodo.
2. Those beating their previous records were @Google, @Shazam, @Chavez, @PonyBoy, @Hugo, @Harding, @Dodger, @Disaster, @Tugboat and YHC.
3. Did YHC really finish ahead of @WildTurkey as he had a personal worst? Not very likely. Please submit any corrections in the comments.

Highlands, Skywalker