A man, a dream and a cat singlet

There comes a time in every man’s life when he is forced to make tough choices. A time when he must take some personal inventory, reflecting on the things he has or hasn’t done, and decide to make a bold maneuver in order to benefit those in need.

Like the first monkey shot into space, (space monkey!) sacrificing himself for the greater good, Isotope’s own JollyRoger has strapped himself into the proverbial rocket; ready to careen into the troposphere for a good cause.

So if you’re reading this, and I know you are, consider this post a call to arms! Our Jolliest of Rogers has agreed to wear this fanciful gear during the BRR in order to champion donations to the 3rd F fund:

You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE.


Your eyes do not deceive you; that is, in fact, a cat faced (front and back, because reasons) singlet. To get an idea of what this fashion forward item might look like in the wild, I submit the following:

And there you have it.

Our goal is $1,000. The more money we collect, the longer Jolly Roger wears the cat singlet. Similarly, at the maxed out threshold, the persnickety pirate has also agreed to have full blown cat makeup on.

WHAT: Jolly Roger runs the BRR in a cat singlet for charity

WHEN: Friday, Saturday Sept 11th – 12th

WHERE: Blue Ridge Relay

DONATION INFO: All money received will be donated to the 3rd F Fund (net the cost of materials and/or therapy). PREFERRED option is PayPal via friends/family  cjp936@hotmail.com. Cash / check is acceptable and can be delivered to @f3burner

Dare to dream!

4 thoughts on “A man, a dream and a cat singlet

  1. Jolly Roger

    <$15 for each Isotope runner, and I will wear it for all four legs. That's 30+miles of humiliation. Your move Pax!

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